Ugh.
There is a spider in my apartment. He's been "hanging out" for two days. Right now I'm glaring at him from across the room, because he's in a corner I can't reach. As long as he stays away from my bedroom, we be cool. But then I start thinking about that short story from "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" about how the woman had a spider lay eggs in her face as she slept, and then they hatched all over her and OMG I'M TOTALLY GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!!!! ARRGGG!!!
Great, now I lost track of him. Kill me.
Great, now I lost track of him. Kill me.
posted by veronica at 10:54 PM
3 Comments:
Wait, Catch it! It might be radioactive! Think about it, you could be "your friendly neighborhood Web Mistress"... Wait, that wouldn't do you much good where you are, I guess.
I heard an Internet rumor that, on average, a person swallows three spiders in their lifetime while they sleep. Think about that one.
Spiders on a Producer? hmmmm.
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